(2005-02-06)
Salt and Vinegar chips...mmm...
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LOL.
There's this really funny fanfiction on FF.Net about Rikku being pregnant. I know, it sounds cheesy and disgusting, but it's so cynically hilarious.
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I am going to have a baby.
No reaction. It just doesn’t feel real. Hm, let’s try a different approach.
I’m pregnant.
A little twinge. Maybe. But seriously, what does being pregnant mean to me right now? A little nausea in the mornings? That doesn’t make me feel like I’m having a baby, it just makes me feel sick. A greater sense of responsibility? No way, I don’t feel any different than I did yesterday, or even five years ago. Nope, even if I can imagine a baby — a baby, not my baby — I can’t imagine being pregnant. Hm.
I have to tell my dad that I’m pregnant.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, we have reached reality and it’s not good! Toto-we’re-not-in-Kansas-anymore-Captain-I-don’t-think-she-can-take-much-more-of-this-I-want-my-Mommy-oh-no-I-don’t!
Deep breath. Deep breath. Stop the hyperventilating, please. Okay, so I have to tell my brother and father. Okay, I can do this.
“Hey Brother? Pops? Please pass the potatoes, a positive pregnancy test, and the salt, thanks.”
“A…positive pregnancy test?”
“Oh wait, never mind…I’ve already got that…”
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“Oh…Baralai…”
Blink. What? Excuse me? Could you repeat that? Wait!! Don’t! Whatever you do, don’t repeat it. Oh God.
Oh. Shit.
What the hell just happened here?
Did I seriously just give my virginity to a man who is now fantasizing, in the afterglow of screwing me need I add, about the ex-leader of New Yevon?
Oh. Oh, I think I’m going to be sick.
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XD
I don't know WHAT the hell I see in it. But it's weird. And it made me laugh, even though it was disgusting. Yes'm.
(date: 2005-02-06 time: 10:39 a.m.)
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